Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Spainglish

Alright... I need to write down all the funny things Toni has said that make Leila, Alexia and I crack up before I forget...

One of the first funny things he said was in a text and he said: Is your hairdo alive? And I was sooo confused but finally figured out he was asking if my hair survived in the rain since I just had it done.. hahahah

Also with the rain... I told him one day it would rain and he said no it won't and since he's a geography student he knows many things and he said: if it rains i pay you a beer and I said no its BUY you a beer.. and he said: u understand me, that's in of.

He is ALWAYS saying hes ON the library instead of IN

Me: I'm scared Toni: Of the motorbike? Me: Yes! What if I fall? Toni: Stand up...

Tony's ideas about me and Paul: you have a hard work sometimes, but other times looks so nice

Other funny things-
i am near to cry
poor of me (instead of too bad for me)
I'm too much male

On the moto he tells me: Little back instead of Move back

He text me one day and said: Do you want to make nightlife? I was like OMG THATS SO DIRTY!!! Hahaha he translates everything from Spanish to English so to him it makes sense.


But he's not the only one messing up... I know hardly ANY Spanish...

So in the same day I made 2 BAD mistakes....
I was asking him if he wanted some of what I was eating and I said Te quiero? Which Alexia informed me right after that I said I love you?... I should have said Tu quieres or something..
Then later that night when he was driving me home in his car after the soccer game I was trying to say I was hot and wanted the air on and I said Yo soy caliente.... and he laughed at me and said I just told him I was horny... and you're supposed to say Yo tengo caliente or something like that...

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